Earl and Bubba!

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco, and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife she ain’t…

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his abdly-behaved grandson..

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts…

A little five year old girl was usually driven to school in th mornings…

A little five year old girl was usually driven to school in the mornings by her Grandad, but one day he had a bad cold so her…

A 90 year-old man mārrìès a bèāutìful 25 yèār-old woman..

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and…

Three trees…

Three trees & a woodpecker It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but Here is one: Two tall…

A mārrìed còùple..

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer…

He said…..

He said…. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said…. You wear pants don’t you? He said….. Shall…

LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK:

LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK: The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went…

I told my husband…

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3…

Funny – A Wife With 7th Sense..

A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good…