Some dates are laden with moments so cringe-worthy that the desire to end them arises before they even commence. The following accounts delve into dating escapades that veered sharply into the worst imaginable scenarios.In life, few experiences rival the thrill of a promising date—the anticipation, the laughter, the possibility of a connection that transcends the ordinary. But, as anyone who’s been on many dates knows, not all of them turn into fairy-tale romances.
Despite hoping for magic and sparks, some dates turn into awkward and cringe-worthy stories that make us wish for a quick exit, much like the following funny and unexpected dating mishaps.
1. Thank God It’s Over– A woman recounted her horrible dating experience on Reddit. On their first date, they opted for a stroll, but her date dominated the conversation for a solid hour, airing complaints about every facet of his life without allowing any input. Reaching a breaking point, he decided to call it quits, excusing himself to the restroom and opting to drive home instead.Seated at a restaurant, he presumptuously ordered her food and, dismissive of the bartender’s warning about difficult-to-open caps, ended up spilling juice on himself.
2. Making the ExitA Reddit user recalled his first date with a girl who insisted on dining at an exceptionally pricey restaurant, where she ordered a $25 appetizer, a $45 steak, and a $15 drink. Throughout the meal, she remained glued to her phone, incessantly taking calls and responding to texts. Observing this, the waitress discreetly signaled him. He excused himself, and the waitress offered to prepare separate bills. He gladly accepted. “That would be wonderful!” he replied, settling his portion of the bill before going home.
3. A Kiss for Two– At the age of 18, stationed in the Air Force and residing in the dorms, a man found himself set up on a date by his roommate with his girlfriend’s cousin. The group of four decided on a movie outing, where his date surprised everyone by bringing a colossal blue rabbit, not the typical small accessory one might find on a keychain. She explained that the oversized stuffed animal offered comfort during movies, even though the chosen film was a comedy. Post-movie, the group opted for ice cream, and they subsequently drove to the cousin’s home. As they reached the door, his date suggested he not only kiss her but also the gigantic stuffed rabbit named Pebbles to avoid potential jealousy. Reflecting on the peculiar situation, he emphasized that despite the eccentricity, he did indeed kiss Pebbles, considering his date to be exceptionally attractive but undeniably quirky.
