Wife Calls A Husband.

H – “Hello?”

W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

H – “Yes.”

W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”

H – “What’s the price?”

W – “Only $1,500.00.”

H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”

W – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price…and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”

H-“What price did he quote you?”

W – “Only $60,000…

H – “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.”

W – “Great! But before we hang up, something else…”

H – “What?”

W – “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and…I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!!

Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property.”

H – “How much are they asking?”

W – “Only $450,000 – a magnificent price…and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”

H – “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?”

W – “OK, sweetie…Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”

H – “Bye…I love u too…”

The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:

“Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

Related Posts

The Bracelet That Uncovered a Hidden Love — And Left Everyone Speechless

When a gold bracelet appeared in my mailbox with no sender or note, I assumed it was a thoughtful surprise from my husband, Mark. It was vintage,…

When My Husband Accused Me of Baby-Trapping Him, His Mom’s Words Changed Everything

During a family dinner, my husband Jonah shocked everyone by joking that I had “baby-trapped” him. The comment landed like a punch to my chest, turning a…

Most People Have No Idea What The Lines On Bath Towels Actually Mean

Bath towels are an essential part of every household, yet most people rarely consider the small design details that contribute to their quality and function. One of…

Texas Father’s Final Voicemails to His Kids Before Flood Took His Life

When severe flooding struck Kerrville, Texas, Jeff Ramsey and his wife, Tanya, found themselves trapped in their RV. Realizing the danger, Jeff left heart-wrenching voicemails for their…

Father Dies Trying To Save Family In Texas Flood—Fiancée Recalls His Final Words

Father Dies Trying To Save Family In Texas Flood—Fiancée Recalls His Final Words. The recent floods in Texas have destroyed communities; one family has shared how a…

Beloved ‘Laugh-In’ Comedian Passed Away At 88

Ruth Buzzi, famous for her role as Gladys Ormphby on Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, died peacefully at 88 in Texas after a long battle with Alzheimer’s disease….