A guy walks into a bar (Funny)

A guy walks into a bar (Funny Joke), A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich: $2.50, Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment.

He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager- looking group of men. “Yes?” she enquires with a knowing smile, “can I help you? “I was wondering, whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”
“Yes”, she purrs, “indeed I am.” The man replies “Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”

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