Why are you sleeping

Little Johnny was busy sleeping in the class when the lesson was going on. The teacher caught him and asked him. Teacher: Why are you sleeping while I was teaching? You are not listening!

Little Johnny: Madam, your voice was so sweet, that’s why I slept off. Teacher: Then why are others not sleeping? Little Johnny: Because they are not listening. Teacher: Ok, if you said you were listening, give me 10 examples of wild animals! Little Johnny: Hahahahahaha, na this I can’t answer? Common ten examples of wild animals? Ma, the question is too cheap. Teacher: Just answer it. Little Johnny: Ok! Ten examples of wild animals are: 4 lions, 3 cobras, 2 tigers and 1 gorilla. Teacher fainted.

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