A Wife’s Wishes

A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp.

She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.

The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:

She says

“I want my husband to have eyes only for me.

I want to be the only one in his life.

I want him to sleep always by my side.

I want that when he gets up in the morning I’m the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.”

The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone…

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