An 85 year old lady is waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry’s. Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away. The man is so a ttractive she cannot keep her eyes off him.
After a short time, the man notices her staring and approaches her. Before the lady has time to apologize, the man looks deep into her eyes and says in a sulty tone, “I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams. I doesn’t matter how e xtreme or unusual it is, I will do it. For this I want $100 cash. And, there’s another condition.”
Completely stunned by this turn of events, the lady asks him what the condition is. You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.” The lady takes a moment to consider the offer from the handsome man. She reaches into her handbag and puts $100 in his hand. She then smiles, looks him square in the eyes, and slowly, but clearly says, “Paint my house.”