{"id":10230,"date":"2024-03-10T15:46:57","date_gmt":"2024-03-10T15:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/usapress.info\/?p=10230"},"modified":"2024-03-10T15:46:57","modified_gmt":"2024-03-10T15:46:57","slug":"this-blonde-thought-she-was-smart-but-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/usapress.info\/?p=10230","title":{"rendered":"THIS BLONDE THOUGHT SHE WAS SMART, BUT WAS.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jenny, a blonde girl came skipping home from school one day. \u201cMommy, Mommy,\u201d she yelled, \u201cwe were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!\u201d \u201cVery good,\u201d said her mother. \u201cIs it because I\u2019m blonde?\u201d Jenny asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, it\u2019s because you\u2019re blonde,\u201d said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. \u201cMommy, Mommy,\u201d she yelled, \u201cWe were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!\u201d \u201cVery good, Jenny,\u201d said her mother. \u201cIs it because I\u2019m blonde, Mommy?\u201d \u201cYes, it\u2019s because you\u2019re blonde. \u201dThe next day Jenny came skipping home from school. \u201cMommy, Mommy,\u201d she yelled, \u201cwe were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!\u201d And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs \u201cVery good,\u201d said her embarrassed mother. \u201cIs it because I\u2019m blonde, mommy?\u201d \u201cNo Honey, it\u2019s because you\u2019re 24\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jenny, a blonde girl came skipping home from school one day. \u201cMommy, Mommy,\u201d she yelled, \u201cwe were counting today, and all the other kids could only count&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10231,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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