{"id":11465,"date":"2024-04-10T14:54:52","date_gmt":"2024-04-10T14:54:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/usapress.info\/?p=11465"},"modified":"2024-04-10T14:54:52","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T14:54:52","slug":"the-best-divorce-letter-ever-dear-wife-im-keeping-in-touch-with-you-this-letter-to-let-you-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/usapress.info\/?p=11465","title":{"rendered":"THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER! Dear Wife, I\u2019m keeping in touch with you this letter to let you know"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m writing you this letter to tell you that I\u2019m leaving you forever. I\u2019ve been a good man to you for 7 years &amp; I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. \u2026 Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today &amp; that was the last straw. Last week, you came home &amp; didn\u2019t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal &amp; even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, &amp; went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.<\/p>\n<p>You don\u2019t tell me you love me anymore; you don\u2019t want $ex or anything that connects us as husband &amp; wife. Either you\u2019re cheating on me or you don\u2019t love me anymore; whatever the case, I\u2019m gone.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. don\u2019t try to find me. Your SISTER &amp; I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!<\/p>\n<p>Dear Ex-Husband,<\/p>\n<p>Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It\u2019s true you &amp; I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you\u2019ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining &amp; griping Too bad that doesn\u2019t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was \u2018You look just like a girl!\u2019 Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can\u2019t say something nice, I didn\u2019t comment. 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