Hilarious really made me laugh
\nThe teacher asked the class to use the word \u201cfascinate\u201d in a sentence.<\/p>\n
Molly put up her hand and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cMy family went to my granddad\u2019s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher said,<\/p>\n
\u201cThat was good, but I wanted you to use the word \u2018fascinate,\u2019 not \u2018fascinating\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sally raised her hand. She said,<\/p>\n
\u201cMy family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher said,<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word \u2018fascinate\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.<\/p>\n
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word \u201cfascinate,\u201d so she called on him.<\/p>\n
Johnny said,<\/p>\n
\u201cMy aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher sat down and cried.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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