Three bulls were on a ranch when they heard that another bull was being introduced. Each bull had a different perspective on how they would handle the newcomer.<\/p>\n
The first bull, who had been on the ranch for five years, declared, \u201cI\u2019m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows. I\u2019ve worked hard to build my herd.\u201d<\/p>\n
The second bull, who had been there for three years, chimed in, \u201cI\u2019ve earned my right to 50 cows, and I\u2019m not giving them up. I\u2019ve put in my time.\u201d<\/p>\n
The third bull, who had only been on the ranch for a year and had been limited to 10 cows so far, said, \u201cI may not be as big as you guys, but I\u2019m keeping all 10 of my cows.\u201d<\/p>\n
The discussion was interrupted by the arrival of an enormous 18-wheeler, carrying the biggest bull they had ever seen. This massive bull weighed 4,700 pounds, and each of his steps made the steel ramp strain.<\/p>\n
Upon seeing the new bull, the first bull offered, \u201cI think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.\u201d<\/p>\n
The second bull, having an abundance of cows, agreed, \u201cI have too many cows to handle anyways. I can definitely spare a few without any trouble.\u201d<\/p>\n
However, when they turned to the third bull, they found him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.<\/p>\n
Concerned, the first bull advised, \u201cSon, don\u2019t be foolish. Let him have some of your cows, and everything will be fine.\u201d<\/p>\n
But the fearless third bull responded, \u201cHell, he can have all my cows. I just want to make sure he knows that I\u2019m a bull too.\u201d<\/p>\n
There was a mommy stork, a daddy stork, and a baby stork. One day, daddy stork didn\u2019t come home for dinner, which worried mommy and baby stork.<\/p>\n
When the dad finally returned the next morning, they anxiously inquired about his whereabouts. He nonchalantly replied, \u201cI was making a young couple very happy.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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