A woman goes to her boyfriend\u2019s parents\u2019 house for dinner. This is going to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.<\/p>\n
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.<\/p>\n
It wasn\u2019t loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend\u2019s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman\u2019s feet and said in a rather stern voice, \u201cSkippy!\u201d.<\/p>\n
The woman thought, \u201cThis is great!\u201d and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.<\/p>\n
This time, she didn\u2019t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, \u201cDammit Skippy!\u201d<\/p>\n
Once again the woman smiled and thought \u201cYes!\u201d. A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.<\/p>\n
This time she didn\u2019t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, \u201dDammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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