Bud Light\u2019s troubles may have begun with Kid Rock shooting a bunch of cans, but that\u2019s not where they end.<\/p>\n
Never mind the slumping sales and tumbling stock prices. Anheuser Busch has a far larger problem: expired beer.<\/p>\n
According to quarterly earnings reports submitted to the FCAAD, the company claims it \u201cdiscarded more product than we sold.\u201d The issue comes as Bud Light dumps case after case of bottles and cans and sends thousands of kegs for proper disposal.<\/p>\n
\u201cDumping the kegs is especially tough,\u201d said CEO Joe Barron, \u201cwe have to de-pressurize them and remove the contents to a sterile facility because of industry codes instituted under Obama.\u201d<\/p>\n
The law states that each company must pay a minority, woman, or other marginalized people\u2019s representative the equivalent of five times the minimum wage to monitor any activity that \u201cmight be connected to climate change.\u201d<\/p>\n
The kegs release carbon dioxide as they\u2019re emptied, which is considered a greenhouse gas, even though it\u2019s the number one gas in a cow fart. \u201cWe\u2019re not really sure how the science applies, but we were told the world will end if our beer competes with bovine flatulence,\u201d Barron said in 2021.<\/p>\n
No matter what happened or why, the news is good for all the patriots out there who aren\u2019t quite ready to stop punishing Bud Light. God Bless America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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