A man calls his wife and says:<\/p>\n
\u201cHoney, I\u2019ve been invited to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a fantastic chance for me to get that promotion. Could you please pack enough clothes for a week, and get my rod and fishing box ready? We\u2019re leaving straight from the office, so I\u2019ll swing by the house to pick everything up. Oh, and don\u2019t forget to pack my new blue silk pajamas!\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife, sensing something was off in her husband\u2019s story, but being a dutiful spouse, did as he requested.<\/p>\n
After a week, the husband came home, looking a bit worn out but pleased with himself for a job well done.<\/p>\n
The wife immediately began asking about the trip: how it went, if he caught any fish, and so forth.<\/p>\n
The husband replied: \u201cYes, lots of Salmon, Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn\u2019t you pack my blue silk pajamas?\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife calmly responded: \u201cI did\u2026 They\u2019re in your fishing box.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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