A lazy husband got the \u2018fat\u2019 end\u2026<\/p>\n
Wife: Please help me tidy the garden, honey.<\/p>\n
Husband: Do I look like a gardener to you?!<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cApologies, honey. Alright, let me fix the bathroom door.\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: Do I appear to be a carpenter?<\/p>\n
The husband then leaves. Upon returning from his trip, he discovers that the door has been repaired and the garden has been cleaned.<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cI knew my wife would handle this on her own.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: It\u2019s not me.<\/p>\n
Spouse: so who?<\/p>\n
Wife: our neighbour<\/p>\n
Spouse: How much did you pay him?<\/p>\n
Wife: No, he just offered me to give him bread or\u2026. you know what!<\/p>\n
Spouse: I hope you gave him bread!<\/p>\n
Wife: Do I look like a bakery to you?!<\/p>\n
The Blonde Joke
\n\u201cPlease come over and help me,\u201d a blonde asks her lover over the phone. \u201cI have a difficult jigsaw puzzle that I\u2019m not sure how to begin.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d inquires her partner.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s a rooster, based on the image on the box,\u201d the blonde responds.<\/p>\n
Her partner chooses to visit and offer assistance with the puzzle. She shows him the puzzle parts strewn on the table when he gets there. After a few minute of studying the fragments, he turns to face her and says:<\/p>\n
\u201cFirst off, we are not going to be able to put these parts together to make anything that even remotely resembles a rooster, no matter what we do.\u201d<\/p>\n
He takes her hand and says, \u201cSecondly, I want you to unwind. Next, let\u2019s enjoy a lovely cup of tea.\u201d<\/p>\n
He continues, \u201cLet\u2019s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box,\u201d with a heavy sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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