A mother is driving her daughter to a playdate.<\/p>\n
\u201cMommy,\u201d the little girl asks, \u201cHow old are you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHoney, you shouldn\u2019t ask a lady her age. It\u2019s not polite,\u201d the mother replies.<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay,\u201d the girl says, \u201cHow much do you weigh?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNow really, those are personal questions and none of your business,\u201d the mother says.<\/p>\n
Unfazed, the girl asks, \u201cWhy did you and Daddy get a divorce?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s enough questions, young lady!\u201d the exasperated mother says before walking away as the friends start to play.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy mom won\u2019t tell me anything,\u201d the little girl says to her friend.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d the friend replies, \u201cJust look at her driver\u2019s license. It\u2019s like a report card with everything on it.\u201d<\/p>\n
Later that night, the girl tells her mother, \u201cI know you\u2019re 32.\u201d<\/p>\n
Surprised, the mother asks, \u201cHow did you find that out?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI also know you weigh 140 pounds,\u201d the girl adds.<\/p>\n
Shocked, the mother asks, \u201cHow in heaven\u2019s name did you find that out?\u201d<\/p>\n
Triumphantly, the girl says, \u201cAnd I know why you and Daddy got a divorce.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh really?\u201d the mother asks. \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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