My mother always told me,<\/p>\n
\u2018Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.\u2019<\/p>\n
he cops walked up to my car,<\/p>\n
\u2018Would you like to step out of the car?\u201d
\nI said,<\/p>\n
The teacher addresses a student and asks him:<\/p>\n
\u201cHow many kidneys do we have?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFour!,\u201d The backbencher student responds.<\/p>\n
Four? Haha.\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher was one of those who took pleasure in picking on his students\u2019 mistakes and demoralizing them.<\/p>\n
\u201cBring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room,\u201d the teacher orders a frontbencher.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd for me a coffee!\u201d, the backbencher student added.<\/p>\n
The teacher was angry and kicked the student out of the room.<\/p>\n
Leaving the class, the student still had the audacity to correct the furious teacher: \u201cYou asked me how many kidneys\u2018 we have.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWe have four: two of mine and two of yours. \u2018We have\u2019 is an expression used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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