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<\/p>\nAn old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
\nHe finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
\nAfter sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, \u2018Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?\u2019
\nThe bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
\nIn a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
\n\u2018Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
\n1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.<\/p>\n
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2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
\n3. I\u2019m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
\n4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
\n5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
\nNow, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?\u2019
\nThe blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, \u2018No\u2026not if I\u2019m gonna have to explain it five times.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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