A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. \u201cI\u2019d like to be six again,\u201d<\/p>\n
she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up early and they went to a local amusement park.<\/p>\n
What a day! He took her on every ride in the park: D_eath Slide, Scream Loop, Wall of Horror,<\/p>\n
everything! Wow! Five hours later, dizzy and sick to his stomach, he staggered out of the amusement park.<\/p>\n
Finally, she returned home with her husband and collapsed on the bed. Her husband leaned over<\/p>\n
and asked her affectionately: \u201cSo, honey, what was it like to be six years old again?\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman looked up wearily and said; \u201cYou fool, I meant my dress size.\u201d The moral of<\/p>\n
the story is this: If a woman speaks and a man is really listening, he will still misunderstand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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