One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar.
\nShe raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, \u201cWhat man out there will buy a lady a drink?\u201d<\/p>\n
The whole bar goes dead silent as the patrons try to ignore her.At the end of the bar, a skinny little piss head slams his hand on the bar and says, \u201cBarman, I want to buy that ballerina a drink.\u201dThe barman pours the drink and the woman chugs it down.
\nAfter she\u2019s completed the drink, she turns again to the throng and points around at all of them, again revealing the hairy armpit, saying, \u201cWhat man out there will buy a lady a drink?\u201dOnce again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and slurs to the barman, \u201cSir, I would like to buy the ballerina another drink.\u201dAfter serving the lady her second drink, the barman approaches the little drunkard and says, \u201cIt\u2019s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?\u201dTo which, the drunk replies, \u201cSir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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