{"id":2086,"date":"2023-08-28T19:25:01","date_gmt":"2023-08-28T19:25:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/usapress.info\/?p=2086"},"modified":"2023-08-28T19:25:01","modified_gmt":"2023-08-28T19:25:01","slug":"dad-finds-a-goodbye-letter-from-16-year-old-daughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/usapress.info\/?p=2086","title":{"rendered":"Dad finds a goodbye letter from 16-year-old daughter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Parents will take care of their children no matter how old they get. To be honest, when they reach teenage years they can be quite difficult to handle, and parents don\u2019t have it easy coping with the late nights out, the sleepovers at their friend\u2019s place, avoiding doing homework, poor school performance, having their first boyfriend or girlfriend, and a pile of other things some teens do that make parents worried sick.<\/p>\n<p>The below story is a must read. It\u2019s about a father who had a bad day because his favorite team lost the game. He was feeling down so he though it would be nice if he and his daughter go out and grab some ice-cream.<\/p>\n<p>But, to the father\u2019s surprise, his daughter Anna wasn\u2019t in her room. He didn\u2019t see her leaving the house and got worried in the instant.<\/p>\n<p>He then noticed a hand-written note placed on her bed which said:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDear Mom and Dad,<br \/>\nI\u2019m sorry to have to tell you like this, but I\u2019m eloping with my new boyfriend Muhammad.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve finally found true love, and he\u2019s just great! I especially love his cute piercings, sexy scars, cool tattoos and his big motorcycle!<\/p>\n<p>And that\u2019s not all \u2013 I\u2019m expecting a child with Muhammad, and I\u2019m already three months pregnant. We\u2019re going to settle down in his trailer, and he says that he wants even more children. I\u2019m so happy!!! And guess what? We\u2019re going to get married next week!<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s also explained to me that weed isn\u2019t as bad as some people make it out to be, so now we\u2019re growing 17 plants behind our trailer. We\u2019ll have enough for him and his friends, and in return, they\u2019ll give us as many pills as we want.<\/p>\n<p>I do hope that they find a cure for herpes soon, so that Muhammad can get better \u2013 he really deserves it. Don\u2019t worry about money \u2013 Muhammad\u2019s friends Juan and Stanislav are in the movie business, and they\u2019ve arranged for me to become an actress!<\/p>\n<p>The job pays pretty well, 50 dollars per take, and I get another 50 if there are more than three men in the same scene. So don\u2019t worry about me \u2013 I\u2019m 16 years old and can take care of myself.<\/p>\n<p>The next time I come to visit, you\u2019ll get to see your grandchild!<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Dad, none of this is true \u2013 I only popped over to Emma\u2019s place to watch some TV. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than The Patriots losing to The Eagles!<\/p>\n<p>See you in a bit!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>What an amazing sense of humor this family have between them. SHARE if you like this article and if you have a family like this.<\/p>\n<p>Tag someone in you\u2019re family with this brilliant type of humor!<br \/>\nPlease share this if it made you smile!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parents will take care of their children no matter how old they get. 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