A blind man decided to visit Texas. When he boarded the plane, he felt the seats and said, \u201cWow, these seats are big!\u201d The person next to him answered, \u201cEverything is big in Texas.\u201d<\/p>\n
When he finally landed in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, \u201cWow these mugs are big!\u201d The bartender replied, \u201cEverything is big in Texas.\u201d<\/p>\n
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, \u201cSecond door to the right.\u201d<\/p>\n
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and he fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, \u201cDon\u2019t flush, don\u2019t flush!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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