A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter\u2019s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter without clothes on the bed with a vibrator. \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d<\/p>\n
She exclaimed. The daughter replied, \u201cI\u2019m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I\u2019ll ever get to a husband.\u201d<\/p>\n
Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter without clothes on a sofa with her vibrator. \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d He exclaimed. The daughter replied, \u201cI\u2019m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I\u2019ll ever get to a husband.\u201d<\/p>\n
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d She asked. He replied, \u201cWatching the game with my son-in-law<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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