A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, \u201cHi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I\u2019d really rather have a job.<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing.\u201d The social worker behind the counter said \u201cYour timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You\u2019ll have to drive around in his 2014 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBecause of the long hours, meals will be provided. You\u2019ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20\u2019s and has a rather strong seexdrive.\u201d The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, \u201cYou\u2019re bull-sh*ttin\u2019 me!\u201d The social worker said, \u201cYeah, well.. You started it\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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