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Bob had a habit of enjoying his evenings a bit too much, and one night was no exception. He stumbled into bed late, slipping in quietly beside his peacefully sleeping wife.<\/p>\n

Unbeknownst to him, the night held more surprises than he could ever imagine.<\/p>\n

As dawn broke, Bob didn\u2019t wake up in his familiar bedroom but instead found himself standing before the majestic Pearly Gates.<\/p>\n

\u201cAm I dreaming?\u201d he wondered aloud.St. Peter, with a clipboard in hand, greeted him warmly.
\n\u201cBob, I\u2019m afraid you passed away in your sleep.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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