{"id":30402,"date":"2025-02-03T14:41:18","date_gmt":"2025-02-03T14:41:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/usapress.info\/?p=30402"},"modified":"2025-02-03T14:41:18","modified_gmt":"2025-02-03T14:41:18","slug":"i-jokingly-wrote-a-message-on-my-husbands-chest-before-his-work-christmas-party-unexpectedly-got-an-answer-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/usapress.info\/?p=30402","title":{"rendered":"I Jokingly Wrote a Message on My Husband\u2019s Chest before His Work Christmas Party &#038; Unexpectedly Got an Answer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Micaela writes a fun message on her husband as she sends him on his way to his Christmas party, but when he gets home, intoxicated, she finds a reply.<\/p>\n<p>Who wrote it, and what does it mean?<\/p>\n<p>Remote working means that I don\u2019t get to do the office Christmas parties involving all the drunk employees finally revealing what they think of each other.<\/p>\n<p>Thank goodness. But my husband, Travis, wasn\u2019t so lucky \u2014 so I sent him on his way with a note written on his chest.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t judge me \u2014 Travis is a lightweight when it comes to his alcohol.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019ve been married for five years, so trusting Travis is second nature. But it started as a joke because I had the marker in my hand while he was getting dressed anyway.<\/p>\n<p>This is my husband \u2014 touch him, and you\u2019ll pay- M, I wrote.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMicaela,\u201d he said as he was leaving. \u201cI\u2019m just going for a few drinks. I\u2019ll be back home early.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Travis left, and I began to put up the Christmas tree and decorate our living room because neither of us had the time to do it otherwise. But as I put the stockings onto the mantel, Travis dragged himself into the house.<\/p>\n<p>I took one look at him and knew that he was intoxicated. I walked him to our bedroom, ready to get him undressed and put him to bed. But while helping him undress, I found a reply to my smudged message. Keep the change, it said.<\/p>\n<p>I laughed at it, not thinking anything about the situation. But as the night went on and I stayed up watching old Christmas movies, the message constantly flashed in my mind.<\/p>\n<p>When Travis woke up the following day, I asked him about the party.<\/p>\n<p>He said that they started at his office, then went to a bar for karaoke, and finally ended up at a club for a few hours. I asked him about the message, and he looked confused.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOne of the guys probably wrote it,\u201d he said. \u201cThere was a lot to drink, and you know how the guys get.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Still, it bugged me. So, I went to my Mom for advice. I confided in her, asking her how to deal with unease and distrust in my marriage \u2014 something that had never come up in the last five years.<\/p>\n<p>Mom\u2019s solution was to bug Travis\u2019 car with a GPS tracker. Now, I\u2019m not one to snoop around, and I didn\u2019t really want to do it. But I needed this nagging feeling to be silenced. So, I agreed. But I knew if Trav ever found it, he would feel so betrayed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Micaela writes a fun message on her husband as she sends him on his way to his Christmas party, but when he gets home, intoxicated, she finds&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":30403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>I Jokingly Wrote a Message on My Husband\u2019s Chest before His Work Christmas Party &amp; Unexpectedly Got an Answer - Usa Press<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/usapress.info\/?p=30402\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"I Jokingly Wrote a Message on My Husband\u2019s Chest before His Work Christmas Party &amp; 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