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A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was he replied, \u201cI\u2019m too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade and I\u2019m smarter than her too.\u201d The teacher took him to the principal\u2019s office and explained the situation to the principal. The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet. The teacher and Johnny both agreed. Principal: \u201cWhat is 3 x 3\u201d.<\/p>\n

Johnny: \u201c9\u201d Principal: \u201c6 x 6\u201d Johnny: \u201c36\u201d And so it went on like this, the principal asked him every question a third grader should know. Finally after about an hour he told the teacher \u201cI see no reason Johnny can\u2019t go to the third grade, he answered all of my questions right.\u201d The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Johnny agree.<\/p>\n

Teacher: \u201cWhat does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of? Johnny: \u201cLegs\u201d, Teacher: \u201cWhat do you have in your pants that I don\u2019t have?\u201d the principal gasps but before he can stop him from answering Johnny says, \u201cpockets\u201d Teacher: \u201cWhat does a dog do that a man steps into?\u201d Johnny: \u201cPants\u201d Teacher: \u201cWhat starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?\u201d Johnny: \u201cFiretruck\u201d The principal breaths a big sigh of relief and says \u201cPut Johnny in the fifth grade, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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