My husband and I went through the McDonald\u2019s driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.<\/p>\n
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.<\/p>\n
She said, \u2018you gave me too much money.\u2019<\/p>\n
I said, \u2018Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.\u2019<\/p>\n
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.<\/p>\n
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said \u2018We\u2019re sorry but we don\u2019t do that kind of thing.\u2019<\/p>\n
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.<\/p>\n
Do not confuse the people at MacD\u2019s.<\/p>\n
We had to have the garage door repaired.<\/p>\n
The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a \u2018large\u2019 enough motor on the opener.<\/p>\n
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1\/2 horsepower.<\/p>\n
He shook his head and said, \u2018You need a 1\/4 horsepower.\u2019<\/p>\n
I responded that 1\/2 was larger than 1\/4 and he said, \u2018NOOO, it\u2019s not. Four is larger than two.\u2019<\/p>\n
We haven\u2019t used that repairman since\u2026<\/p>\n
I live in a semi rural area.<\/p>\n
We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.<\/p>\n
The reason: \u2018Too many deer\u2019s are being hit by cars out here! I don\u2019t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.\u2019<\/p>\n
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.<\/p>\n
My daughter went to a Mexican fast food and ordered a taco.<\/p>\n
She asked the person behind the counter for \u2018minimal lettuce.\u2019<\/p>\n
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.<\/p>\n
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,<\/p>\n
\u2018Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?\u2019<\/p>\n
To which I replied, \u2018If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?\u2019<\/p>\n
He smiled knowingly and nodded, \u2018That\u2019s why we ask.\u2019<\/p>\n
The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it\u2019s safe to cross the street.<\/p>\n
I was crossing with an \u2018intellectually challenged\u2019 co-worker of mine.<\/p>\n
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.<\/p>\n
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.<\/p>\n
Appalled, she responded, \u2018what on earth are blind people doing driving?!\u2019<\/p>\n
She is a government employee\u2026..<\/p>\n
When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.<\/p>\n
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver\u2019s side door.<\/p>\n
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.<\/p>\n
\u2018Hey,\u2019 I announced to the technician, \u2018its open!\u2019<\/p>\n
His reply, \u2018I know. I already did that side.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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