When you are an older couple, you quickly become comfortable with each other and that can even mean doing things that are outside of your comfort zone.<\/p>\n
It is a beautiful thing to see it happen but sometimes, this can also be a rather improper or perhaps even uncomfortable situation.<\/p>\n
Then again, the couple in the following joke are enjoying themselves until the inevitable happens. We may see,<\/p>\n
ourselves in this joke in any number of different ways. Regardless of where you fit in, make sure that you go along for the ride.<\/p>\n
An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying silently for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, \u201cSeven points.\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife rolls over and says, \u201cWhat in the heck are you talking about?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man answers, \u201cI\u2019m playing fart football!\u201d A few minutes later the wife farts and says, \u201cTouchdown! Tie score.\u201d<\/p>\n
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, \u201cTouchdown! I\u2019m winning 14 to 7!\u201d Furious about losing, the wife rips another fart and yells out,<\/p>\n
\u201cThe score is tied!\u201d The pressure is on and the old man refuses to lose. He strains incredibly hard,<\/p>\n
but instead of farting he accidentally poops the bed. The wife hears the noise and asks, \u201cWhat in the world was that noise?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man replies, \u201cThat\u2019s the whistle for halftime. Switch sides.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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