A duck waddled into a pub and asked for a beer and a ham sandwich. The bartender blinked and said, \u201cWait a minute\u2014you\u2019re a<\/p>\n
duck!\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s pretty clear,\u201d the duck replied. \u201cAnd you talk!\u201d the bartender exclaimed. \u201cAnd you listen well,\u201d said the duck.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow, about that beer and sandwich?\u201d A duck in a construction worker\u2019s outfit sitting at a bar eating a sandwich. \u201cOh, right,<\/p>\n
sorry,\u201d the bartender said, pouring the beer. \u201cWe don\u2019t see many ducks in here. What brings you by?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m working on that construction site nearby,\u201d the duck said. \u201cI\u2019m a plasterer.\u201d The bartender looked surprised, but said<\/p>\n
nothing as the duck pulled out a newspaper and started reading. The duck read, ate, and left. He did the same thing every day<\/p>\n
for two weeks. A duck sitting at a bar reading a newspaper. Then the circus came to town.<\/p>\n
The circus manager stopped by the pub, and the bartender said, \u201cHey, you\u2019re with the circus, right? I know a duck who\u2019d be a<\/p>\n
sensation in your act! He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper\u2026 he\u2019s incredible!\u201d \u201cReally?\u201d said the circus<\/p>\n
manager, handing over his card. \u201cTell him to give me a call.\u201d The next day, when the duck came in, the bartender said, \u201cHey Mr.<\/p>\n
Duck, I think I found you a fantastic job\u2014with great pay.\u201d \u201cI\u2019m always open to good opportunities,\u201d said the duck. \u201cWhere is it?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAt the circus,\u201d the bartender replied. A circus in a field. \u201cThe circus?\u201d said the duck. \u201cYep,\u201d said the bartender. \u201cThe circus?\u201d the<\/p>\n
duck asked again. \u201cThe one with the big tent?\u201d \u201cExactly!\u201d said the bartender. \u201cWith caged animals and people living in trailers?\u201d<\/p>\n
the duck asked. \u201cThat\u2019s the one,\u201d said the bartender. \u201cAnd the tent\u2019s made of thick fabric with a hole in the top?\u201d the duck asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s right!\u201d said the bartender. The duck frowned and said, \u201cWhy would they need a plasterer?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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