JOKE OF THE DAY:<\/p>\n
A man suspects his wife is cheating, so he comes home early. She greets him in a bathrobe, looking flustered.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhere is he?\u201d the husband demands. She denies everything, but he storms through the house searching.<\/p>\n
On the second floor, he looks out the window and spots a man sitting in a Volkswagen. Convinced that\u2019s the lover,<\/p>\n
he flies into a rage, lifts the refrigerator, hurls it out the window at the car\u2014then collapses from a heart attack and dies.<\/p>\n
At Heaven\u2019s gate, St. Peter asks why he\u2019s there. The man explains, \u201cI caught my wife\u2019s boyfriend, threw the fridge at him,<\/p>\n
had a heart attack, and died.\u201d St. Peter frowns, says, \u201cYou don\u2019t belong here\u2014go to hell!\u201d and pulls the lever.<\/p>\n
Moments later, another man arrives. St. Peter asks, \u201cWhy are you here?\u201d The man replies, \u201cI was just sitting in my Volkswagen<\/p>\n
when a refrigerator crushed me!\u201d St. Peter shakes his head, \u201cI heard about you\u2014go to hell too,\u201d and drops him through the trapdoor.<\/p>\n
A few minutes later, a third man shows up. St. Peter asks the same question. The man shrugs and says, \u201cBeats me. I was just sitting inside a refrigerator\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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