A man calls his wife and says, \u201cHoney, I\u2019ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week.<\/p>\n
This could be a great opportunity for a promotion. Can you please pack enough clothes for the week,<\/p>\n
get my rod and tackle box ready, and don\u2019t forget my new blue silk pajamas?\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife sensed something was off, but being a dutiful spouse, she packed everything he asked for.<\/p>\n
After a week, the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but pleased with himself.<\/p>\n
The wife immediately asked about the trip, how the fishing went, and if he caught any fish.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, I caught plenty\u2014lots of salmon, bluegill, and even a few swordfish,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n
Then, puzzled, he added, \u201cBut why didn\u2019t you pack my blue silk pajamas?\u201d The wife smirked and replied, \u201cOh, I did! They were in your fishing box.\u201d<\/p>\n
At a party, a doctor and a lawyer were chatting and trying to relax. However, people kept<\/p>\n
approaching the doctor: \u201cCan you look at this rash?\u201d \u201cMy back\u2019s been bothering me\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDoes this mole look unusual?\u201d After an hour of free check-ups, the doctor asked the lawyer,<\/p>\n
\u201cHow do you handle people asking for free legal advice outside of work?\u201d<\/p>\n
The lawyer replied with a grin, \u201cSimple. I give them advice\u2026 then I mail them a bill.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor was surprised. \u201cYou\u2019re joking.\u201d \u201cNot even a little,\u201d the lawyer said.<\/p>\n
Feeling inspired (and a little mischievous), the doctor decided to try it. The next day,<\/p>\n
he wrote bills for everyone who had bothered him at the party. When he headed to the mailbox to send them, he found something waiting for him\u2026 a bill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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