A man phones his wife and asks her: \u201cHoney I\u2019ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box.<\/p>\n
We\u2019re leaving from office & I\u2019ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas! \u201dThe wife noticed that there\u2019s something fishy in her husband\u2019s story but since she was a good wife she listened to her husband and did exactly as he told her. After a week the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but happy to have done a good job. The wife immediately started asking about the weekend, how it was, if he\u2019d caught any fish and so on. The husband said: \u201cYes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn\u2019t you pack my blue silk pyjamas?\u201d To which the wife responded: \u201cI did\u2026.They\u2019re in your fishing box\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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