This Man Just Cheated On His Wife. But When He Returned Home, This Happened. A man tells his wife that he is going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets the store, he finds out its closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and starts talking to this beautiful girl.<\/p>\n
He has a few more beers and the next thing he knows he\u2019s in the girls apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he knows it was 3:00 am. \u201cOh my god my wife is going to kill me!\u201d he exclaimed. \u201cQuick, give me some talcum powder! \u201cShe gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he gets home his wife is up waiting for him and she\u2019s furious. \u201cWhere the hell have you been! \u201cHe says, \u201cwell, to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde, and slept with her. \u201cLet me see your hands!\u201d she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands. \u201cDamn liar, you were out bowling again!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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