There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother\u2019s house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alway\u2019s made it by there by 2PM. One day he tried to make it in 1 hour. Collapsing on a hill from exhaustion, while sitting there, a Corvette pulls up and asks him if he needs a ride. The man looks at his watch and sees he would be late if not, but there is already a passenger, so he asks how? \u201cNo problem,\u201d says the man in the corvette, \u201cI\u2019ve got a rope in the back and we\u2019ll tie your bike to the back bumper and you can ride.<\/p>\n
\u201dThe man says, \u201cOk!\u201d They take off and the driver yells back, \u201cJust yell beep beep if I\u2019m going to fast.\u201d No problem the man thinks. They come to an Intersection and a Ferrari pulls up, the man\u2019s eye\u2019s widen in fright. Sure enough, the light changes and they\u2019re off! Anyway, the guy made it to his brothers on time and the Vette lost. Meanwhile, at the local police dept: \u201cHey guys the weirdest thing just happened to me. A Ferrari and a Vette just lost me at over 120 mph on Main Street.\u201d \u201cWhat\u2019s so weird about that?\u201d asks the other cops. The first cop says, \u201cThere was this old guy on a bike behind them screaming beep beep and trying to pass!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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