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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, \u201cJohnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?\u201d \u201cNone,\u201d replied Johnny, \u201ccause the rest would fly away.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, the answer is four,\u201d said the teacher, \u201cbut I like the way you\u2019re thinking.\u201d Little Johnny says, \u201cI have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married? \u201cWell,\u201d said the teacher nervously, \u201cI guess the one sucking the cone.\u201d \u201cNo, \u201csaid Little Johnny, \u201cthe one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you\u2019re thinking.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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