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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, \u201d
\nPerhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. M
\naybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!\u201d
\nHis wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn\u2019t let such a comment go unnoticed.<\/p>\n

The next morning the unnoticed. The next morning the husband took a pair of his underwear out of his drawer.
\n\u201cWhat the heck is this??\u201d he said to himself as a little \u201cdust\u201d cloud appeared when he shook them out.
\n\u201cMaria!,\u201d he hollered into the bathroom, \u201cWhy did you put baby powder in my underwear?\u201d
\nShe replied with a giggle\u2026
\n\u201cIt\u2019s not baby powder\u2026\u2026
\nIt\u2019s \u2018Miracle Grow\u2019!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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