There is a diner in New Orleans that advertises that it will serve you anything you want\u2026but if they can\u2019t, they will give you $5,000 as an apology. A man passing by sees this message advertised at the entrance\u2026Thinking it\u2019s probably a scam, he decides to try it out anyway. As he enters the diner, a waitress seats him at a table\u2026 She asks the man, \u201cWhat can I get you, Sir? \u201dThe man thinks for a moment then says, \u201cHow about an elephant\u2019s ear and a muffin? \u201dThe waitress replies, \u201cYou bet, I\u2019ll be right back with your order.<\/p>\n
\u201dThe waitress then heads back to the kitchen\u2026After waiting nearly 20 minutes, the man begins to think that this is going to be an easy $5,000. At the same moment, the waitress returns\u2026 Appearing a little anxious, the waitress asks, \u201cI\u2019m sorry sir\u2026 \u201d\u201cBut would you mind telling me what kind of elephant you want this ear from? \u201dThe man is stunned\u2026\u201cUhhh, how about an Indian elephant.\u201d replies the man. The waitress says, \u201cThank you, sir,\u201d as she heads back to the kitchen. Not a minute later, the waitress returns again\u2026\u201cI\u2019m sorry sir, would you like the left or the right ear?\u201d she asks. The man is starting to become very nervous at this point\u2026\u201cUhhhh, the left ear, I guess. \u201cThank you, sir,\u201d replies the waitress as she returns to the kitchen\u2026The man is beginning to wonder what he has gotten himself into, as he has no idea what an elephant ear costs. A few minutes later, the waitress returns with a platter of food and a $5,000 check\u2026The waitress tells the man, \u201cHere is your order sir. \u201cAnd please accept this check and our apologies\u2026 \u201d\u201cBut we are out of muffins today.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
There is a diner in New Orleans that advertises that it will serve you anything you want\u2026but if they can\u2019t, they will give you $5,000 as an… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7345,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n