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Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, \u201cWhat a beautiful night. Look at that moon! \u201dThe other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. \u201cYou are wrong. That\u2019s not the moon; that\u2019s the sun!\u201d<\/p>\n

Both continued arguing for awhile when they came upon another drunk walking along. So they stopped him and said, \u201cSir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that\u2019s shining. Is it the moon or the sun? \u201dThe third drunk look at the sky and then looked at them and said, \u201cSorry, I don\u2019t live around here.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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