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She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn\u2019t.<br \/>\nSo, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.<\/p>\n<p>Once again, much to her annoyance, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her annoyance, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled How dare you touch my body! 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