Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie\u2019s dad to ask for her hand in marriage. \u201cWhere will you live?\u201d asked Susie\u2019s dad, thinking this was cute.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d said Little Johnny, \u201cI figured I could just move into Susie\u2019s room. It\u2019s plenty big for both of us. \u201cAnd how will you live? \u201cI get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That should be enough. \u201dGetting exasperated since Little Johnny seems to ..know all the answers, Susie\u2019s dad asked, \u201cAnd what if little ones come along? \u201cWell,\u201d said Little Johnny, \u201cwe\u2019ve been lucky so far!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie\u2019s dad… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7545,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n