{"id":7630,"date":"2024-01-09T01:49:31","date_gmt":"2024-01-09T01:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/usapress.info\/?p=7630"},"modified":"2024-01-09T01:49:31","modified_gmt":"2024-01-09T01:49:31","slug":"ma-pa-and-the-outhouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/usapress.info\/?p=7630","title":{"rendered":"Ma &#038; Pa and the outhouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out\u2026 \u201cPa you need to go out and fix the outhouse! \u201dPa replies, \u201cThere ain\u2019t nuthin\u2019 wrong with it. \u201dMa yells back, \u201cYes there is; now git out there and fix it.\u201dSo\u2026\u2026.Paw mosies out to the outhouse, looks around, and yells back, \u201cMa there ain\u2019t nuthin\u2019 wrong with this outhouse honey! \u201c<\/p>\n<p>Ma replies, \u201cStick yur head in the hole! \u201dPa yells back, \u201cI ain\u2019t stickin\u2019 my head in that hole! \u201dMa says, \u201cYa have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix. \u201dSo with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around, and yells back, \u201cMa \u2013 dadgummit there ain\u2019t nuthin\u2019 wrong with this outhouse! \u201dMa hollers back, \u201cNow take your head outta da hole! \u201dPa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, and then starts yelling, \u201cMa \u2013 Help! 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