Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent\u2019s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, \u201cHe had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.\u201d<\/p>\n
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. \u201cOh no, my dear,\u201d replied granny. \u201cMany years ago, realizing our Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having s*x would surely be asking for trouble. \u201cOh no, my dear,\u201d replied granny. \u201cMany years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.\u201d She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, \u201cHe\u2019d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn\u2019t come along. \u201cIf you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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