A farmer decided he wanted to go into town to see a movie. As he was standing in line for a ticket, the ticket agent says to him. \u201cSir, what\u2019s that on your shoulder?\u201d Well,\u201d said the farmer, \u201cthis here\u2019s my pet rooster, Chuck. I never go anywhere without Chuck.\u201d \u201cSir, I\u2019m sorry,\u201d the ticket agent responds, \u201cbut we don\u2019t allow any animals in the auditorium.\u201d<\/p>\n
Now the farmer is a wily old operator, and he knows how to work around a problem. So, he disappears around the corner and stuffs the rooster down his overalls. Then he returns to the ticket booth, buys a ticket, and walks off to take his seat. On this occasion, he\u2019s seated next to two old women, Maude and Daisy. The movie starts and naturally the rooster begins to get restless. So, the old farmer unbuttons his fly so Chuck could stick his head out to watch the movie. \u201cDaisy,\u201d says Maude, whispering. \u201cWhat is it, Maude?\u201d Daisy responds. \u201cI think the guy next to me is a pervert.\u201d \u201cWhat makes you think so?\u201d Daisy asks. \u201cHe just undid his pants, and he\u2019s got his thing out,\u201d whispers Maude. \u201cSo, why worry?\u201d Daisy responds, \u201cat your age, it\u2019s not like you haven\u2019t seen one before. When you\u2019ve seen one, you\u2019ve seen them all. \u201cWell, that\u2019s what I thought,\u201d Maude responded, \u201cbut this one\u2019s eating my popcorn.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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