A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, \u2018I\u2019m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it\u2019s today\u2026\u2019 The bartender says, \u2018Well, since it\u2019s your birthday, I\u2019ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.\u2019 As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, \u2018I would like to buy you a drink, too.\u2019 The old woman says, \u2018Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Coming up,\u2019 says the bartender, As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, \u2018I would like to buy you one, too.\u2019 her right says, I would like to buy you a drink, too. \u2018The old woman says, \u2018Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.\u2019 \u2018Coming up,\u2019 says the bartender As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, \u2018I would like to buy you one, too.\u2019 The old woman says, \u2018Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.\u2019 \u2018Coming right up, the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, \u2018Ma\u2019am, I\u2019m dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water? \u2018The old woman replies, \u2018Sonny, when you\u2019re my age, you\u2019ve learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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