A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, \u201cYou know, we have a wonderful system at the firehouse. Bell #1 rings, and we all put our jackets on. Bell #2 rings, and we all slide down the pole. Bell #3 rings, and we are on the truck and ready to go!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSo,\u201d he continues, \u201cFrom now on, we\u2019re going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell #1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell #2, I want you to jump into bed and when I say Bell #3, we\u2019re going to make love all night! \u201cThe wife is agreeable with this arrangement. night! \u201cThe wife is agreeable with this arrangement. The next night, he came home from work and yelled, \u201cBell #1!\u201d The wife took off all her clothes. \u201cBell #2!\u201d\u2026.. The wife jumped into bed. \u201cBell #3!\u201d\u2026.. They began passionate loving\u2026 After two minutes, the wife yelled, \u201cBell #4!\u201d.. The husband asked \u201cWhat the hell is Bell #4?\u201d \u201cMORE HOSE!\u201d she replied, \u201cYOU\u2019RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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