A blonde walks into a gas station and asks an employee, \u201cI locked my keys in the car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?<\/p>\n
\u201dTen minutes later a trucker comes in and can\u2019t stop laughing, so the employee asks him what\u2019s Ten minutes later a trucker comes in and can\u2019t stop laughing, so the employee asks him what\u2019s so funny. The trucker replies: \u201cThere is a blonde who is trying to open her car with a coat hanger! \u201cThe employee says \u201cSo what? This could happen to anyone. \u201dBut the trucker explains \u201cSure, but usually there isn\u2019t another blonde in the car who yells \u2018a little more right\u2026a little more left!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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