90 YEAR OLD GOLFER A 90-year-old golfer tells his wife that he is quitting the game. \u201cBut why?\u201d asks his wife. \u201cWell, it\u2019s my eyesight. I can\u2019t see where the ball goes after I hit it\u201d.<\/p>\n
The wife says, \u201cListen, you can go with my brother Pete. He might be 103 years old but his eyesight is perfect.\u201d He agrees and finds himself on the golf course with his brother-in-law. He takes aim and hits a powerful shot that speeds off like a jet. He looks at his brother-in-law and says: \u201cDid you see that Pete?\u201d His brother-in-law says, \u201cYes, I saw that perfectly.\u201d The golfer says, \u201cWell, where is it then?\u201d Pete responds, \u201cI don\u2019t remember.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
90 YEAR OLD GOLFER A 90-year-old golfer tells his wife that he is quitting the game. \u201cBut why?\u201d asks his wife. \u201cWell, it\u2019s my eyesight. I can\u2019t… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8420,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n