An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the old drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, \u201cWell, it looks plastic.<\/p>\n
\u201dThen he rolled it between his fingers, adding, \u201cBut it feels like rubber.\u201d Curious, the attorney asked, \u201cWhat do you have there?\u201d The old drunk replied, \u201cI don\u2019t know, but it looks like plastic and feels like rubber.\u201d The attorney responded, \u201cLet me take a look.\u201d So the old drunk handed it over and the lawyer rolled between his thumb and fingers, then examined it closely by sniffing and licking it. \u201cYeah, it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, has no significant smell or taste, I sure don\u2019t know what it is. Where did you get it?\u201d The old drunk man replied, \u201cOut of my nose!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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