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It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.<\/p>\n

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, \u201cI HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.\u201d The agent replied, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, sir. I\u2019ll be happy to try to help you, but I\u2019ve got to help these folks first; and then I\u2019m sure we\u2019ll be able to work something out. \u201dThe passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, \u201cDO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?\u201d Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. \u201cMay I have your attention, please?\u201d, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. \u201cWe have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14\u201d. With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said,!\u201d Without flinching, she smiled and said, \u201cI\u2019m sorry sir, you\u2019ll have to get in line for that, too.\u201d Life isn\u2019t about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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